My Way Highway

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Franz has really been on one lately. He insisted on making this card and I agreed as long as we could keep the inside of the card on the blog only. He didn’t like that but since he’s a machine and I’m a person he doesn’t really get a say.

Wait? You don’t know Franz? Sorry. Here he is:

Franz the Vulgarity Maker

He’s a Dymo LetraTag and I love him. He makes the best sentiment strips.

Here’s our latest card.

“You must have been born on a highway”

Now. I have to warn you that the inside of this card is not very nice. If you are of a sensitive or delicate nature I recommend exiting out of this blog post.

Alright. Here it is.

“That’s where most accidents happen”

Lol!!! Thanks for stopping by and taking a look. Be sure to subscribe to my blog if you’d like to see more of my adventures with Franz.

Love, peace, and weasel grease (eww. That sounds really bad 🤣),





This insult is not my own. I found it while searching the internet for creative insults. I have been unable to locate the original source. If you know where it originated I’d love to give credit where credit is due.

*Edited to add that my 11 year old just informed me that this quote is from SpongeBob


  1. Love, love love!!! I hope you and Franz keep up the great work! I subscribed after finding your on the Sisterhood and have absolutely not regretted that 🙂 I love your sense of humor!!! Curious if you have friends or family that will appreciate cards like this, or if you are just making them for funsies.

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    • Thank you so much, Karen!!! I love sending these cards to friends (with prior permission, of course). I actually sold this one tonight so that’s really exciting to me 🤣 I don’t make these with the intent of giving them to someone or selling them, tbh. I make them because honestly they just make me happy. I feel like card making can be a really stuffy, uptight world sometimes and adding my own little twist on it… It’s so satisfying lol.


  2. Hahaha!! I HAD to come over and take a peek! And it’s actually not nearly as “bad” as it could have been!! But now I have the fun of perusing your blog (yay!) and saying THANK YOU for the FAB idea of using my label maker for card sentiments!!! My jaw is on the floor with dumbfoundedness!!! (is that even a word?!) 😀 Thanks for sharing your humor!

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