Feeling a bit “stabby”?

While perusing the internet for unicorn sentiments I came across one that read “Grow up. Be a unicorn. Stab people with your head.”

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Oh. My. Goodness. Best unicorn quote ever! I knew that I needed to use something similar for my card for the U is for Unicorn challenge over at the Sisterhood of Snarky Stampers blog.

I proudly present to you my stabby unicorn card.

I used the unicorn and rainbow dies from the Sizzix Thinlits Die and Embossing Folder- Unicorn and Rainbows set and a bunch of little scraps of glitter and mirrored cardstock. This is how I justify saving those tiny scraps, btw ๐Ÿ˜‰

I made my own cloud stencil using a die and a stencil blank. I used various Distress Inks to create a rainbow cloud effect. Side note. I cannot find my Seedless Preserves and I am very sad. SP is one of my favorites. *Edited to add that SP has been found. Call off the search party, folks

I mounted the card front to a card base, glued down my rainbow, and popped the unicorn on with foam dots.

Then I fired up Franz. Franz is the name I gave my label maker. It’s short for “Franz the Vulgarity Maker”.

This guy is invaluable for snarky cards. I cannot find a lot of the sentiments I’d like to stamp so that is where my buddy Franz comes in.

I trimmed the sentiment strips down a bit and adhered them to the card.

Lastly I added three sequins. I figured that a sassy unicorn card needs some bling.

Thanks so much for taking the time to check out my card and read my blog post.

Don’t forget to head over to the SoSS blog and enter your card in the new challenge. Let the snarkiness run through you!

Until next time,

Love, peace, and bacon grease (mmmmmm bacon),



  1. Ha ha ha! Just how I feel some days… Most days! Gorgeous card and a fabulous sentiment from Franz. Thanks for playing along with us at SoSS, Jo x

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  2. This is sparkly and fabulous! And really, I’ve felt like being a grown-up, stabby unicorn all week so this card is extra perfect. Thanks for joining the fun at the Sisterhood of Snarky Stampers!

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    • Thank you!!! I have felt the exact same way!!! This card resonates with me on a spiritual level ๐Ÿคฃ
      Thanks for having me!


    • Thank you, Donna! I love my label maker. For real. Being about to make sentiments like this breathes life into me. ๐Ÿ™๐Ÿผ
      Thank you for having me! I am having the best time participating ๐Ÿ˜€


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